Ok, I've lounged around and slept and eaten as many bowls of cereal as I can take. It's time to venture out into the world to celebrate independence. I'm headed to Pacifica to drink beer and eat meat, maybe even blow my balls off with a Roman candle.
It's gonna be an alcohol-fueled frenzy of meat mouth mayhem; just like a typical Friday night sorority party.
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