I leave you with my deepest thoughts tonight, little juicy excerpts plucked from the vines of my mind. These are real and raw, written down onto a digital notepad and forgotten - until now.
Without further ado:
- Green shartjuice instead of green chartreuse.
- My penis' name is Richard.
- When people ask where you are from, how come no one says their daddy's balls?
- Why are queefs always so funny?
- Some people wear shark-tooth necklaces. I want a bum-tooth necklace.
- Bitch looked like Boo-Berry.
- Underprepared and over-perspired.
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